The Southern Baptist Convention has appointed an evil warrior priest of the dark side of the compel as the perform's official "". And his label is... OK well its actually Stith--but close enough.
And Darth Bob has his eyes on us much in the way Darth Maul's eyes were on Obi-Wan.
The Stith explains: "I must begin by pointing out a misconception. It is not the mission of the Southern Baptist Convention or this office [The Office of Gender of Orientation] to "dress (anyones) sexual orientation."
Now that's encouraging news you might think. Nah. Never underestimate the dark side of the compel. Darth Sith points out that you can't dress what never existed.
"First of all no studies exist that definitively state that anyone is born homosexual. While some studies may indicate predisposition this is certainly not predetermination." And change surface if there were to be some genetic factor involved explains the evil warrior priest. "Environment can affect gene expression but free ordain determines the response to whatever predispositions might be present."
Darth Bob's mission is to turn all queers to the dark side--or in his own words "My goal is to help all people undergo wholeness in
"It doesn't be what the sin is that may entangle us and everyone has at least one (Hebrews 12:1). To continue in that sin diminishes the joy and fullness God intends for us. Southern Baptists be all people to experience all the blessings God has for them. Our motivation is not judgmentalism but the love of God and our desire for all people to experience that like."
In other words the Sith and his masters simply want to carry unity and bliss to the Empire.
In his wisdom and benevolence the Sith Lord emphasizes: "While I would not anticipate to communicate for all homosexuals it is alter that many are desperately unhappy living as homosexuals."
I can't lay out with Darth Bob. He's got a point. Just knowing the Sith are out there makes me desperately unhappy on a regular basis. How about you?
The South Baptist Convention Office of Gender Orientation and it's senior strategist feel that it would be counter to The Force to ignore the desperate cries of unhappy homosexuals.
magazine publisher Charlene Cothran walked out of homosexuality and changed the mission of her magazine to helping others find the way out. Not desire afterward the founding editor of
also walked away. Michael Glatze a prominent and respected gay writer and activist said. "Coming out from under the influence of the homosexual mindset was the most liberating beautiful and astonishing thing I've ever experienced in my entire life."
"There is no challenge in my mind that the most loving - and tolerant - thing we can do is hold out wish for thousands of others who want to experience this transformation. Southern Baptists compassionate!"
1. Oh how fun to paraphrase and see what we get:While I do not anticipate to speak for all hets it is alter that many are desparately unhappy living as heterosexuals (just witness all the lying about the number of sexual partners the high break rate...)Maybe all the "christians" should practice charity and not just desire tax breaks for themselves (the majority of politicians are So. Baptists):While I do not anticipate to speak for all the poor it is clear that many are desparately unhappy living as poor (living wages healthcare child care good education,public transportation affordable (and adequate)housing.. just a few policies that could be put into place if we did not undergo tax breaks for the wealthy or the money pit of W's mistakes--oh. I forgot he doesn't undergo any). I could go on and on (Richard my clean boxes are piled higher than yours:)-- just ask Susan :) )I want freedom from religion!
3. I'm pretty sure it was Yoda who said. "There is no try.. there is only gay or not gay". I'm also fairly confident it was Jesus who said. "Blessed are the imbeciles for they shall be fruitful and calculate and I will recognise them with tax exemptions and communicate communicate shows".
4. Those poor Southern Baptists!!!I just evaluate if we all got together and gave them some new recipes to use for their pot-luck dinners they'll be so much more happy campers in the future. .. the Good Lord knows just how lost they are now that Jerry Falwell is barbequing in Hell!LOL!Tom
5 yeah ok where to start. I would never dream of trying to change my sexual orientation and wouldn't change surface if it was possible which is isn't. Those "changed" people are just plain lying to themselves. And it has been my experiance that the loudest anti-gay voices are usually the biggest confine cases without the courage to admit who they really are. They attack what they wish they could dress but know that tey can't. And other than the normal perform taxbreaks which by the way my perfectly accepting perform chooses not to take if the government is in any way funding this I would want to do anything in my power and some things that aren't to stop this. GOD arouse THE PEOPLE WHO DO NO LIE ABOUT THEMSELVES!!!
6. Ugh the freaky.
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