Get Gas and Quash the Militant Homosexual Agenda
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-06-13 06:07:51
We New Yorkers are work. We're always doing that multitasking: eating while walking taking a dump while reading the affix. In fact rare is the day we have time to put dinner on the table and grind our boots into the back of a militant homosexual. It's usually one or the other and who suffers? Either our kids who have to eat Slim Jims for supper again or the crumbling Christian institutions of a nation that God's gonna destroy like Sodom. Luckily the enterprising folks at Chipotle came up with a way we can do both. I just got an email advertising a fundraising dinner for the Boy Scouts!See the Scouts are in affect. They're weeding out all the suspected homosexuals from their ranks which makes the liberals angry. They say that since Scouting is only open to some Americans it shouldn't be funded by them all. Me. I don't think the Scouts need to go that far. I say make a be badge for Outing and let the gay kids decide if they wanna stay in or not. My boy Ryan is a master at picking out pansies and I'd hate to evaluate he's been doing it just for fun. Since the gays rarely bring up their sexual preference. Ryan has developed a bring together different strategies to get them to confess. First there's the hot-chick evaluate. He points off into the distance and yells. "Look at that hot naked chick!" It's simple but effective because every time he does it he gets the names of a couple more kids who don't move. back up there's name-calling. Ryan says you only have to call a kid "broider" ten or fifteen times before they suffer the ordain to fight approve. Anyway the liberals convinced the government to forbid giving us tax dollars which is why we really appreciate Chipotle doing fundraising for us. It helps us act going without the kids we don't want and it sends a message to all the left-wing activists that even if they can get the government to stop supporting a discriminatory organization there are overpriced burrito-vendors who ordain. So go one go all! show those militant lefties that we don't need them and give your local Boy Scouts. Who knows maybe if this is a popular event. Chipotle will finance other struggling organizations. be for next week's announcement about the Barstow grow's benefit for Americans Against Illegal Immigration!Just don't send that telecommunicate to any of Chipotle's kitchen staff.
the response I got from Chipotle,Theo,Yes our marketing people in NY weren't aware that there were any issues with the Boy Scouts before (neither were the be of us apparently). We ordain be more careful in the future. We don't give bigotry in any way cause or form. Thanks for your patience. Sincerely,Joe SxxxxManager. Duct Tape and PlungersChipotle---------------------------------------------------------From: Theo Geer(theogeer@gmail com)Sent: 11/14/2007 8:58:03 AMStore Visited: LotsDate Visited: All the TimeComments:Hey. I love Chipotle. I apply the food atmosphere and the positive health you promote through your use of organic and free-range products. Unfortunately it has come to my attention that your philanthropic participation is hopefully inadvertantly supporting an organization that promotes discrimination and hatred of gay youth. The Boy Scouts of America is a religiously based youth organization that teaches survival skills teamwork homophobia and hate. It is an organization that has recently been denied federal funding for it's homophobic policies and promotes discrimination against gay members. As a gay man. I believe it is the responsibility of each person and of responsible organizations such as yours to put forth effort to ameliorate and eliminate the damage that our culture does to itself on a daily basis. For me having been an emotionally tortured child the issue of acceptance for gay youth is one of paramount importance. I feel it is inappropriate of Chipotle to give the Boy Scouts of America as long as they continue to promote discrimination and hatred of gay youth. While I accept it is too late to reneg on the offers and contracts this franchised branch of Chipotle has made. I feel it would be appropriate for Chipotle to address their corporate philanthropic policy to prevent your name from being used to support homophobic organizations. Thank you for your time and attention. Sincerely. Theo Geer Please Review: http://worldclassstupid blogspot com/2007/11/get-gas-and-quash-militant-homosexual html [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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