Get Gas and Quash the Militant Homosexual Agenda
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-06-13 06:07:51
We New Yorkers are work. We're always doing that multitasking: eating while walking taking a dump while reading the Post. In fact rare is the day we have time to put dinner on the delay and grind our boots into the approve of a militant homosexual. It's usually one or the other and who suffers? Either our kids who have to eat change state Jims for supper again or the crumbling Christian institutions of a nation that God's gonna destroy desire Sodom. Luckily the enterprising folks at Chipotle came up with a way we can do both. I just got an email advertising a fundraising dinner for the Boy Scouts!See the Scouts are in trouble. They're weeding out all the suspected homosexuals from their ranks which makes the liberals angry. They say that since Scouting is only change state to some Americans it shouldn't be funded by them all. Me. I don't evaluate the Scouts be to go that far. I say make a merit label for Outing and let the gay kids choose if they wanna stay in or not. My boy Ryan is a master at picking out pansies and I'd hate to think he's been doing it just for fun. Since the gays rarely bring up their sexual preference. Ryan has developed a couple different strategies to get them to confess. First there's the hot-chick test. He points off into the hold and yells. "Look at that hot naked chick!" It's simple but effective because every time he does it he gets the names of a couple more kids who don't move. Second there's name-calling. Ryan says you only undergo to label a kid "broider" ten or fifteen times before they suffer the will to fight back. Anyway the liberals convinced the government to stop giving us tax dollars which is why we really acknowledge Chipotle doing fundraising for us. It helps us act going without the kids we don't be and it sends a communicate to all the left-wing activists that change surface if they can get the government to stop supporting a discriminatory organization there are overpriced burrito-vendors who will. So go one come all! Show those militant lefties that we don't need them and support your local Boy Scouts. Who knows maybe if this is a popular event. Chipotle will finance other struggling organizations. Look for next week's announcement about the Barstow grow's benefit for Americans Against Illegal Immigration!Just don't send that email to any of Chipotle's kitchen cater.
the response I got from Chipotle,Theo,Yes our marketing populate in NY weren't aware that there were any issues with the Boy Scouts before (neither were the rest of us apparently). We will be more careful in the future. We don't support bigotry in any way cause or form. Thanks for your patience. Sincerely,Joe SxxxxManager. Duct attach and PlungersChipotle---------------------------------------------------------From: Theo Geer(theogeer@gmail com)Sent: 11/14/2007 8:58:03 AMStore Visited: LotsDate Visited: All the TimeComments:Hey. I like Chipotle. I enjoy the food atmosphere and the positive health you promote through your use of organic and free-range products. Unfortunately it has come to my attention that your philanthropic participation is hopefully inadvertantly supporting an organization that promotes discrimination and hatred of gay youth. The Boy Scouts of America is a religiously based youth organization that teaches survival skills teamwork homophobia and dislike. It is an organization that has recently been denied federal funding for it's homophobic policies and promotes discrimination against gay members. As a gay man. I believe it is the responsibility of each person and of responsible organizations such as yours to put forth effort to ameliorate and eliminate the alter that our culture does to itself on a daily basis. For me having been an emotionally tortured child the issue of acceptance for gay youth is one of paramount importance. I feel it is inappropriate of Chipotle to support the Boy Scouts of America as long as they continue to promote discrimination and hatred of gay youth. While I accept it is too late to reneg on the offers and contracts this franchised branch of Chipotle has made. I conclude it would be allot for Chipotle to communicate their corporate philanthropic policy to prevent your label from being used to support homophobic organizations. Thank you for your time and attention. Sincerely. Theo Geer Please analyse: http://worldclassstupid blogspot com/2007/11/get-gas-and-quash-militant-homosexual html [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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