Chapter 11: Bloody Porkey!
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-03-12 23:08:08
In this episode I’ve included another fanfic haemorrhoid with no redeeming features whatsoever. (The word “gaytard” always pretty much seals it.) I desire including these so I can express emotion at their vileness but it is important to fit them out with things that are actually funny. I feel I have succeeded brilliantly; or rather the authors have.
Oh yeah. Why do I keep forgetting important stuff? Anyway. I was talking to a snake earlier. It was just before the furnish disappeared LOL. PIG IN A WIG IN A DRIP! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don’t talk to the looooooooony bin just yet. I’m not like this usually you know. I’m always quiet. Actually if you evaluate about it. I’m quiet here ‘n all. COZ YOU CAN’T HEAR THRU COMPUTERS YOU GAYTARD!
Vernon and Petunia came down from the bedroom. (“OOOOOH. STILL change state. EH VERN? GETTING UP TO SOMETHING WERE WE?!”) and started saying something about being armed. Then I saw he was carrying this gay skinny lil rifle. OH YEAH. THAT’S REALLY GONNA HELP. INIT BLUD? BRAP BRAP. God imagine that somethin that sounds like a bulldozer outside the door and he thinks that that stupid homosexual gun will help.
All she could think of was Ron.. even when they where in the kitchen talking to Lupin who said something about. Stan Shunpike she answered automatically and mechanically as she would but was soon ushered out of the accommodate by Kingsley she stood there next to him and Lupin staring up at the sky. Harry was still inside at the time suddenly she heard a deep voice,"He'll be allright Ms. Granger. Ronald Weasley is a strong young man."
Disclaimer: I’m not J. K. Rowling. If I was. Draco would of been married to my best friend by the end of the second schedule and by the forth they would have had 2 kids. By the end of the second book. Draco would have been.. what? 12 or 13? And by the end of the fourth going on 16. I know some kids become parents at that age but Draco never quite struck me as the chavy type and he thinks that that stupid homosexual gun will help."You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. turn hut! alter to mount!""Well if Im going to grow up and probably be a create I be to know how to cook." It can be argued that if you're going to be a father you first need to experience how to cant. A/N: Okay this one is about when they get to Grimauled place and annoy went to the bathroom,Book 8: "Harry Potter and Montezuma's penalise."How about breaking the heart of some girls. Sounds funThat's not the way boys count coup. When you’re more smarter you’re more sadder. The author must be blissed then. Hermione said with emotional actions. [...] Ginny said with actions. When did pantomime change state all the rage at Hogwarts?
Chasina however was much different. She had fiery red desire hair with curls at the end. She was pale and had sea greeneyes.***It's a shame her label wasn't Jenny. (Obscure Pratchett compose)She felt someone grabbing her hand and pulling her foward she snapped out of her marvel change surface after visiting the Burrow so many times she still could never get over it's coat.***Ah the Weasley Manor. Yes all pureblood live in manors. If Spinner's End can be called a manor so can the Burrow. She looked drink and saw that she was dangerously on the top of the back of a chair.***She had to be down to notice that? Oh well looking down caused her to lose her fit and she landed sprawled on the floor. A/N: authorise this one is about when they get to Grimauled place and Harry went to the bathroom,***SQUEEEEEEE!!!! The most exiting part in all the seven books! SQUEEEE!!11!!We dont experience if that Basilisk was a boy or a girl what if she had a baby. ***I always thought they laid eggs. "No but annoy's my friend and I love him desire a brother,""Thank you Ron,"***Nice try. Ron but the harry/Ron shippers will never believe youIt all went by so quickly and soon almost the entire chapel was in tears,minus the men of course.***Being a woman I hate to say it but the compose have a point here"Who are you?" Remus asked pointantly to Harry.(Poll: pointedly or poignantly?)***I'm SO adopting this next time I'm not certain of a word!
summery-james/lily sirius/oc remus/oc lol peter/nobody***No wonder Peter joined Voldie. That was his only chance to get penalise on all those fangirls humiliating him'AHHHHHHHHH" a loud scream could be heard through the whole gryffindor common dwell ,causing several students to jump in shock and several students to role there eyes and shsake their heads it was obvois who it was :lily and james***You convey two so clever students didn't experience how to cast a silencing spell round the bed? Honestly..."come up no duh,poor me and elle were in her dorm she is gonna be screaming about it all night groanill never get to sleep "came an angry worn out express from behind sirius,it was bella [note: an OC],who much to sirius's dissapointment sat drink next to him( bella and elle are lilys besst freinds lol)***And it was Lily's bed at that... I speculate James flew up to the girls dorms window.
People began throwing sprinkles into the air as the bring together ran through the ale. The Wizards undergo bizarre wedding customs don't they? (Or perhaps it's from Fleur's French side.) "But why would he call you Proffesor?" Sirius countered. Becuz he cn't spel lilyjameswellWhat's James doing with that come up?“You and Draco are girlfriend - boyfriend am I correct?” Ginny said with actions. Snape promptly gave Ginny detention again for rude transfer gestures.
that stupid homosexual gunWow. I had no idea guns had a sexual orientation; alter me surprised!And WOW someone's homophobic desire WHOA. O_oRon opened it and saw a locket from around a necklesWhat's a "neckles"?She looked down and saw that she was dangerously on the top of the approve of a chair. My that does sound quite dangerous then she spinned into nothing. Wow! I wonder how she managed that!All she could think of was Ron.. even when they where in the kitchen talking to Lupin who said something about. Stan Shunpike she answered automatically and mechanically as she would but was soon ushered out of the house by Kingsley she stood there next to him and Lupin staring up at the sky. Harry was comfort inside at the time suddenly she heard a deep express,COMMA ABUSE!!Hemrion heard the reluctant sigh of Mrs. WeasleyWho's Hemrion?"June let me get a look at my daughter," her father said for the first time in his life,act. Hermione's create had never seen her before? Weird. O_oAs she walked down the ale the chapel gasped at her beauty. Wouldn't she slip if she were walking through (or apparently down in this instance) ale?"Bloody porkey"This seriously made me LOL for some cerebrate."Who are you?" Remus asked pointantly to Harry.(Poll: pointedly or poignantly?)I'm going to go with "pointedly" peter/nobodyLOL. I must admit I find that rather amusing. XDrate rate rate evaluate nxt chapter us about when he tells james and stuffWTF does this convey? O_oI Don't Wanted this LifeLMAO. Nice call!“Of cover you got a freedom to choose where do you be to sit” She said cleverly. Oh yes that's just so very clever.“When you’re more smarter you’re more sadder. That’s really it” Hermione said with emotional actions. Hmm... I don't think this person's first language is English.. or at least that's what I'm hoping.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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