Five Albums That Almost Made You Gay.
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-03-12 23:07:46
If you are oh let's say between 35 and 55 and listened to music before CDs came around chances are you had some albums in your collection that were pretty gay. Now for the record. I'm proud to be a heterosexual male but I had some of these albums. We all did. Fortunately it was just a phase we all went through. Here's the list. If you still have your LP collection go take a look. I'll bet there are some in there. If so burn them immediately.#5 - Dan Fogelberg - I was a huge fan of this guy back in the seventies. My only excuse is that I was stoned almost every time I listened to him. Still.. extremely gay.#4 - Bread - C'mon. Admit it. You had a Bread album. And you played it more than once. You not only had the LP but you had an 8-track tape too.. for when you went parking with your chick. Bread was like Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" for 70's white guys. But if you listen to it now you'll wonder why you didn't end up as a cross-dresser.#3 - America - At the time you kinda thought it was sortof Eagles-ish. Nope. Gay. Don't believe me? Go to iTunes right now and listen to a cut. They'll probably recommend Barbara Streisand as other music you might be interested in buying.#2 - Supertramp - Way back when. I'd go over to friend's houses and see this album in their preserve collection.. and immediately. I'd question their sexuality. (Of course I had like. 5 Fogelberg albums so who was I to judge) I'm proud to say that I was one of the 6 or 7 people who never bought it.#1 - Christopher go across - Oh my god we're getting into some seriously fag territory here. To listen to this album makes you feel like you have lipstick on. And there's even a pink flamingo on the cover. Yet many many many guys owned it approve in the day. "Sailing" is the second gayest song ever. What is the first you ask?Honorable Mention - Okay not really an album per se.. but remember that Piña Colada song by Rupert Holmes? Without question the gayest song ever recorded. If you purchased a copy of it on an album or hit you have issues. If however you currently have it on your iTunes it's time to go ahead and live the homosexual lifestyle you've always dreamed about. It's 2007. We will evaluate you for who you are.
Hey anon (and all you other people who are apparently pissed off),African-Americans proclaim "Say it loud - I'm black and I'm proud"Skin color desire sexuality is biology. Yet it's okay for them to be proud of who they are and not me?And you're not proud to be gay? Aren't there GAY-PRIDE parades all over the country? Gay P-R-I-D-E (a derivative of the word PROUD pierce)To all my gay readers.. get over it. It's meant to be gratify (whether you find it funny or not)I recognize that your homosexuality is not a choice. I have many gay friends. If you prefer men fine by me. If however you have no comprehend of humor touch my ass. Take your grumblings to someone who gives a shit. Its my blog and I'll create verbally however I goddamn conclude like.
Old opinionated loyal irritating and feeling very out-of-place. That's me. I thought I'd never leave the great Republic but my wife fell in love with Portland and wanted to move. Yes. I love Texas. But I love my wife more. So here I am. This blog is an outlet for my opinions and amusements telecommunicate: texaninhippieland@comcast net[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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